Funniest MSN convos ever

Arno says:
i wish i had a gf

Lital says:
nah gf sucks

Arno says:
exactly

Arno says:
thats why i really want one

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Carpet argument!

"bill says:
you cant have carpet in a loft
Tom says:
tell that to my carpet
bill says:
alright
bill says:
i will
bill says:
'carpet, fork off back to a living room'
bill says:
could you pass on that message
Tom says:
i will
bill says:
good
Tom says:
it says 'fork you'
bill says:
tell it to get off the follr and face me like a man
bill says:
*floor
Tom says:
it's no man
bill says:
well, its on the floor, so it must be cowering in fear from me
bill says:
what a wimp
Tom says:
yeah
Tom says:
sure thing
bill says:
i cant believe i was actually having an argument with a carpet
bill says:
what have i sunk to
Tom says:
lower than a carpet

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