Bare hilare memories.

• I thought I could fly, so I jumped off my bed and said "FLY!" and well, what I got was a fractured skull.
• In maths, our teacher said "What would you do if you were faced with this question?" and Chloe said "Then we're all screwed."
• My teacher said "They shat in a hole." Don't know why I found that funny but hey.
• Milly lost her £10 that her mum gave her for a hot chocolate. oh dear.
• MY LITTLE SISTERS FAKE ACCENTS.
• getting chucked out of macdonalds much. the woman shouted, "GET OUT NOW! YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN AND THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT!"
• push not pull.
• PIGEON
• I trip up on everything. Guarenteeeeeedddd.
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