Actual peng statements i made up.

• You're my amazing boy, forever&always. Oh, if it was as simple as that, the world would be full of happy ever afters. <3
• At the moment, our love seems everlasting, soon it'll be like it never existed.
• Today, you hold me tight like you never want to let go. Tomorow, you wont touch me, you'll be with another girl. 
• When I wake up I won't see you lying next to me, because you're a guy and you'll still be down at the pub
• Yeah, I'm a woman: we give birth, have periods every month, get PMS, get taken the piss out of if our 'possesions' aren't big enough. And then theres the boy... Hi I'm a boy; I have wet dreams. Is that it? It's not even as if its a bad thing either. Woman have the worst of it, so shut the f*ck up.